Long live O'Neal, the King of Snark.

Got more suits than Jacoby and Meyers is a close second

You get the prize.

This isn't even the best Lyle Lovett song about Texas.  "San Antonio Woman" is the best Lyle Lovett song about Texas.  It's a travelogue of the SA area and the Valley, mentions Robert Earl Keen and huevos rancheros from Mi Tierra, and also hits head on the great ethnic melting pot that is San Antonio area -

Well, the best song about NC that doesn't get played at UNC graduations is Ben Fold's Brick. And it also doubles as a top three song about abortion( number one being Rapid City, South Dakota by Kinky Friedman). I think this really conveys the sense of shame that comes along with such a decision in NC.

"San Bern'dino" - Frank Zappa and the Mothers.  This is the song I think of when I think of California.

I am ambivalent to Ben Affleck, but I have to say that Sean O'Neal is a national treasure and should never, ever, change.

All Hail O'Neal.

Which is the one with the song about enchiladas?  Because I can't eat enchiladas without singing "Enchiladas! I got I got!"

Which is the one with the song about enchiladas?  Because I can't eat enchiladas without singing "Enchiladas! I got I got!"

Whatever, Mr Autumn Man.  http://www.theonion.com/art…

Whatever, Mr Autumn Man.  http://www.theonion.com/art…

Yeah, whatever, Mr Autumn Man.  http://www.theonion.com/art…

Yeah, whatever, Mr Autumn Man.  http://www.theonion.com/art…

Here's the thing about this movie.  I went with my family this weekend and I think that this was by far the best of these movies, because of the general strangeness of the whole thing. It reminded me of a Termite Terrace short from 40s of 50s, where a duck could get his beak blown off and still blink on a burnt match…

Here's the thing about this movie.  I went with my family this weekend and I think that this was by far the best of these movies, because of the general strangeness of the whole thing. It reminded me of a Termite Terrace short from 40s of 50s, where a duck could get his beak blown off and still blink on a burnt match…

Alex had me the first time she ate ribs on screen. Now, every time she eats something it's the funniest thing I've ever seen. When she picked up that whole sea bass at the Chinese restaurant and dropped it on her plate, I was a convert.

I think I have to agree that watching Alex eat is one of the best parts of this show. Everyone is repulsed by it, but man, she can pack it away.

Also inventing Stoke's old nickname, "Poncho".  He's been Poncho ever since in my house.

I'm surprised that no one has mentioned the two futuristic things that I remember specifically from this movie:  the really cool full interior foam that keeps Sly safe and he crashes his future car into a fountain. This would be a great idea of you could guarantee that people wouldn't suffocate. And the total…