By Windtalkers, it was clear this was not the case…

George Kuffs!

Wrong hat

…and now Red Said Fred with their hit single, 'I'm Too Elderly'

I am ok with making the world a safer place for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex…

The worst Bruce Willis wig yet…

The train does indeed pass through Fuckville, but the terminal station is Regret City…

Machine spits out result-
"Death by inflated head"

"At least that's what is written on the buttlistics report…"

Trivia time: Gojira, the Japanese name for 'Godzilla' is a fusion of gorira (gorilla) and kujira (whale).  Thus explaining Gozilla's controversial blowhole.  

I only got to watch an episode or two of each when I was last in the US, but I found the Jesilneck show to be much, much better than the Tosh one, especially in terms of the writing. While both are self aware, AJ is more smarmy, 'I'm saying terrible things' variety while Tosh is the 'check out how cheesy these jokes…

Jeez, talk about a one-track mind!

I didn't realize Dane Cook was such a big fan of this show.

That was a near-impossible maneuver, y'all need to stop thetan'…

HipsterDBag's bathing suit area looks like Freddy Krueger in an Ushanka.

*Gets panties in twist*

He was shown The Postman while still too young…

If they had just thrown a Bryan Adams ballad behind him, it would have been Oscar time baby.

I thought it would have been about 40% better had they left off those final 20 mins of unneccessary fighting.  Have some goddamn self restraint with throwing people through buildings…

Fake hologram dad let's me watch 3D ball bearing porn in the spaceship den!