Yeah, cause he feels wonderful at the moment, but you'll regret it later when you find out about all the crap imitations he spawned.

Apologies, I was attempting to disrupt a coronary.  Must have stumbled into the wrong hospital room…

I'm buzzin' buddy!

I'm jumping on the Point Break Love train.  Seminal action-heist flick which is just as enjoyable today as it was in '91.

I've fallen into a minor reccession and I can't get up!

If having Autism is cool, consider me Miles Davis!
*Sketches the NYC skyline on a cocktail napkin*

You mean the baseball team?

Yeah, but al-Qaeda has more room in their budget for effects since they can spend less on big name actors.  It's because they get them at the start of their careers, before they blow up.

Yeah, but al-Qaeda has more room in their budget for effects since they can spend less on big name actors.  It's because they get them at the start of their careers, before they blow up.

Yeah, but al-Qaeda has more room in their budget for effects since they can spend less on big name actors.  It's because they get them at the start of their careers, before they blow up.

Yeah, but al-Qaeda has more room in their budget for effects since they can spend less on big name actors.  It's because they get them at the start of their careers, before they blow up.

I saw a researcher quote somewhere that 70% of all reviews on the internet are fake.  Download the giant grain of salt app NOW!  It's my favorite app of the year!

DING DING DING!  You have landed on the Daily Double Feature!  Back to back showings of Daddy Day Care and its companion piece Daddy Day Camp!  
Please put the pills down…

Thanks Popinjay-Z.  Your kind words bring a welcome bit of joy to my forlorn life here in this giant glass jar.

Disapproving groans from the audience… PURCHASING MERCHANDISE!

Say what you will, Dane Cook is no Tony Jia…

It's like Saw, but the director wanted to reverse action-film tropes.  So its the viewer who is being tortured.

I sure hope 'Watch this movie on repeat while in an economy seat to China' is on that wheel of punishment.  The only question is, is it on the lighter, or more severe end of the spectrum?

Ok, I see the distinction between what we are saying.  If the performer is terrible and the audience turns on him/her, then that is on them.  They have failed as a comedian.  And there are sometimes when even a good comedian just doesn't connect with the crowd.  But typically when you are talking about a heckler, its…

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