After Step by Step, Sasha became a traveling vagabond, magically appearing when people need him most, and making the best hash-browns on god's green earth.

Hell yes, Bio-dome 2- Dome Harder.

takes a look at his life and realizes it's all a sham.

Saw there show here in Shanghai about a year ago. The drummer was dressed in an all red jump suit, red headband, and flashy red sneakers. For some reason he played shoe-less, and when they left the stage after their set some drunk white chick ran up on stage and stole the his shoes. After the guy came back and…

The trailer for this movie looks AWFUL.
Just sayin'…

Ooooor you could just point at what you want on the menu.

What the hell kinda Bomb is that?
I mean the one that spread fire in the cell. Not the movie…

You can't deal well with the awkwardness? How on earth did you make it through the Christmas special. I had to turn it off during the scenes where he is dressed up as Austin Powers at the club. That shit was insanely awkward. It amped up the uncomfortableness considerably from the normal show.

No Shanghai Stop?
That blows….
Nothing ever comes here except Linkin Park and Celine Dion…

No love for menstruating ninjas?

Yes in fact, I do. Playing online is really not fun at all. Any game you get into is full of freaks who play the game way too much, annoying voice or not (more likely annoying though). You have got to be out of your mind if you tell me that celebrating the victory of a kill alone, in your darkened living room,…

I was never using the evolutionary biology angle as an excuse, and anyone who does is a schmuck. But as a man I can tell you it's still very real. Sure social conditioning plays a part as well, but the fact remains that our balls have a very powerful influence over our thoughts and actions. Who do you think commits…

Just wanted to jump in on the John Corbett hatred. I think he is fucking awful at acting. Granted it must be hard to act like you wanted to date the terrifying mug in that first picture…

The moment I really know I have found someone special is when I fart in their mouth and they don't try and have me arrested.

We as men are genetically predisposed to try and boink as many woman as possible. We are born with the urge to spread our seed. Societal pressures aside, this is what causes us to pine for the special brand of satisfaction one derives from copious amounts of casual sex. And if you don't get your yah-yah's out…

I'm from Dayton. The city mind you, not the hot pocket.

The original ending is a wonderful idea, great on paper, if just for that last scene, but are you really willing to give up the line, "The names Ash (cocks gun) … housewares…."?

Not to mention it somehow manages to make the name 'Ashley' cool for a guy to have. That is no easy task.

"My name is Ash, and I am a slave…"

Steven Seagal drives an icecream truck covered in human skulls.