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Starring Nick Offernan.

That dream sequence in GOG has a genuine spooky oddity to it.

The plaque could read: "I'm Cherokee Jack."

Scream Bakula Scream!

"Dooku" sounds like a slang term for semen.

(to security guard, in Swedish)  Hey babe!  I've got a twelve-inch penis!

Just by asking the question?  I'm all for a skeptical approach to conspiracy theory, but I mean, it's not like governments are above behavior of this kind— the Cold War provides numerous examples.

I would imagine that at this stage any motives for her blowjobs are long-forgotten.

So, do we think that the sexual assault charges are part of a global smear campaign?

Somebody's changing Hank's Memories.

And I'm totally on board with everything to do with AD, but… I mean this list's a reach, even for the oft-desperate Inventory feature.

I sure do love quoting Arrested Development and reading the quotes of others, but man…

Simple: the World Trade Center— only it's a ghost!  That'd be funny, right?

Oh, and Dr. Detroit too.

His expression and vocal inflections are brilliant— he's trying so desperately hard to be nonchalant and he's just so visibly traumatized.

God: Oh good, you made it.  Listen… we've been thinking of doing Eden as a nude scene…

But that's what happened!  There are pictures!

That was kind of the last straw.

Well, when you think about it, motive + opportunity…

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.