I think I must have played our Jones albums to death.  I'm sure both my parents would have been happy to have never heard the Peter Lorre-style rendition of "My Old Flame" again.

Very good call.  There are certainly albums I never would have played had the cover art, title, or text not proved too fascinating (or baffling) to resist.

Well, first off play them Spike Jones, because it'll make the little buggers laugh.  Kids need a sense of humor or they'll grow up to be Danzig.

I actually enjoyed it too.  Mountain Girl, the cat, "hippity-hop"… sure it's not their best, but it's got a lot of funny stuff.  And the original's one of my favorite movies.

Why can't the Welsh have porn too?

Joe Biden, Bill Clinton, Barney Frank, and Cory Booker: the A-Team.

Yeah, all those Jews going on dates… it seems like they would just run together.

Well… she sort of masturbates menacingly at the heroine, if you get what I mean.  Wearing red tights.

It's in poor taste, definitely, but that sequence is genuinely disturbing.  The movie's nuts, but a must-see for anyone eager to watch Beverly D'Angelo bring herself to climax.

If… if you are the real Sonia, which since you don't have a staff bar I'm assuming you aren't, then I will say that you are just a tad harsh on the show.

Edith's great.  This should become the Dowager Countess-Edith buddy show from now on.

This is what you get when you marry some Irish chauffeur.  I said so from the beginning, but did anyone listen to me?  No.

@avclub-9ddefa3c8c9b4538d9c1f42e8f19f18a:disqus : I suspect that it's more a case of O'Brien planning to use the new footman's hotness to set Thomas up for a fall.  Remember she swore revenge last episode.

My only qualm is, in those pictures she looks a little like a desullenized Kristen Stewart.

Good lord.  She's been pretty stealthy.

I think it's sweet that they're giving Daisy her very own blood-feud.

That was Blame it on Rio.  And you're correct.

God damn these electric sex pants!

I actually wouldn't count on that.

Hey, far out man, that's awesome.  That motherfucker'll add 40k onto your pussy-wagon there.  Seriously, you can fuck me if it doesn't.