It's cause the dildos are going to go do something and Efron's just sorta there.

So which one was Efron?

"The Money Song" is pretty great, as is Robin's minstrels' song in Holy Grail (albeit incomplete, unless they've included it in Spamalot).

You got a Flowmaster in that thing?

And never was.

Hey, don't blame Generation X for Aerosmith!  Their first album was 1973— Boomer rubbish.

It's the consistent joviality that's sinister.

I am merely eponymous.

Edgar Allan Poe?

And don't forget his sensitive interpretations of Dylan: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Heck, it was better than most of my college lectures.  To the point. at least.

Heck, it was better than most of my college lectures.  To the point. at least.

And then of course through his telethons Jerry Lewis helped thousands of children, and Michael Jackson… apparently also helped children, or something.

And then of course through his telethons Jerry Lewis helped thousands of children, and Michael Jackson… apparently also helped children, or something.

That's a shame.  Hitchcock once actually said that his favorite film was Lang's Destiny.  But Lang liked his rage-ohol.

It was Old Man Tweed!  Who'da thunkit?

I've always felt "Casting the Runes" is the best crafted (if not the absolute scariest) of the stories.  "The Wailing Well" is maybe kind of rough as they go but it's still great, and really quite alarming.

I grew up on them— that one prevented many attempts to get to sleep in my youth.  Though that is a pretty funny story as well, thanks largely to your namesake's efforts.  (The lifesaving competition etc.)

If, as I believe, your username is an M. R. James reference, I applaud you sir.

They'll have Matthew get lupus.