But how will this affect the acting class I signed up for with Carl Weathers?

Yep.  I was wondering if I'd committed some offense somehow and was being punished.

Yep.  I was wondering if I'd committed some offense somehow and was being punished.

To be honest, that's a pretty satisfying scene.

To be honest, that's a pretty satisfying scene.

Alan Arkin in Wait Until Dark?

Alan Arkin in Wait Until Dark?

Wait a minute, the porn version?  Jizzer of Oz?  I didn't know Larry Semen did that one!  I'll have to rent that now.

Wait a minute, the porn version?  Jizzer of Oz?  I didn't know Larry Semen did that one!  I'll have to rent that now.

I ain't hugging any fucking tornado.  That's for damn sure.

I ain't hugging any fucking tornado.  That's for damn sure.

On the set with Gerard "Puddy" Butler.

On the set with Gerard "Puddy" Butler.

Whether something or someone would "play in Peoria" was an old expression meaning: "will this fly with mainstream America?"  How exactly Peoria came to epitomize mainstream America I'm not sure.

Whether something or someone would "play in Peoria" was an old expression meaning: "will this fly with mainstream America?"  How exactly Peoria came to epitomize mainstream America I'm not sure.

He's being dunked.

He's being dunked.

The wah-wah teacher is actually Mrs. Webb.

The wah-wah teacher is actually Mrs. Webb.

And remember, if some reporter asks you for your favorite philosopher: "Jesus."