And remember, if some reporter asks you for your favorite philosopher: "Jesus."

I'm guessing this thread will soon be visited by Tarkovsky's Former AD.

I'm guessing this thread will soon be visited by Tarkovsky's Former AD.

If you want to really keep the press guessing, say Last Year at Marienbad.

If you want to really keep the press guessing, say Last Year at Marienbad.

And I'd vote for any candidate who publicly embraced Re-Animator.  It shows good values.

And I'd vote for any candidate who publicly embraced Re-Animator.  It shows good values.

You'd have Texas sewn up.  They love their cheerleaders.

You'd have Texas sewn up.  They love their cheerleaders.

Al Gore tried to claim that Old School was his favorite movie.  I'd think more people his age like A Christmas Story than that one.

Al Gore tried to claim that Old School was his favorite movie.  I'd think more people his age like A Christmas Story than that one.

I can actually imagine Joe Biden doing that speech, to great effect.

I can actually imagine Joe Biden doing that speech, to great effect.

Subtitles don't play in Peoria, bub.

Subtitles don't play in Peoria, bub.

Dont be Flip, Will.

Dont be Flip, Will.

Well, see, this isn't your standard ape, sir.

Well, see, this isn't your standard ape, sir.

His look made his casting as Major Major in Catch-22 perfect.  As the book suggests, he resembles a reduced, faded Henry Fonda.