Well, check the weight first.  You might be allowed to keep him.  But shit, don't clean him in my kitchen!

Liotta and Fry probably don't get to compete for many roles.

Liotta and Fry probably don't get to compete for many roles.

For host, I demand Slavoj Zizek.

For host, I demand Slavoj Zizek.

I'll grant Terry's primacy, but in what possible way is Tom Cruise > Penelope Cruz?

I'll grant Terry's primacy, but in what possible way is Tom Cruise > Penelope Cruz?

What about Tom Jane?

What about Tom Jane?

Franklin will be played by Benedict Cumberbatch.

Franklin will be played by Benedict Cumberbatch.

Yeah, but then back in 1965, who thought that today we'd still remember Gilligan?

Yeah, but then back in 1965, who thought that today we'd still remember Gilligan?

@avclub-14e4cee178d88fb9aa346dbcc11f2873:disqus Hoskins actually did a fine Iago to a rather oddly cast Anthony Hopkins as Othello.  It's worth seeking out.

@avclub-14e4cee178d88fb9aa346dbcc11f2873:disqus Hoskins actually did a fine Iago to a rather oddly cast Anthony Hopkins as Othello.  It's worth seeking out.

The left half was his dark side.

The left half was his dark side.

I think Lincoln's personal complexities had a Shakespearean depth.  Most of them are distinctly second leads though.

I think Lincoln's personal complexities had a Shakespearean depth.  Most of them are distinctly second leads though.

I feel like Ishtar might have been really funny if: A.) it was shorter— it just felt kind of too big to be funny, and B) it had two different actors in the lead.