That speech is absolutely terrific.  You're all prepared to be embarrassed for him, getting stuck up on the podium with no idea of what to say.  And yet within a few minutes he's got the whole crowd ready to vote him into office.

That speech is absolutely terrific.  You're all prepared to be embarrassed for him, getting stuck up on the podium with no idea of what to say.  And yet within a few minutes he's got the whole crowd ready to vote him into office.

It's time to rescind the Bush-era tax breaks for Batman.

It's time to rescind the Bush-era tax breaks for Batman.

Yeah, stop grazing, cowple!

Yeah, stop grazing, cowple!

Even if he was thin, he'd still be fat.

Even if he was thin, he'd still be fat.

In the same vein, one could also imagine this as saying "Bend over FOR this."

In the same vein, one could also imagine this as saying "Bend over FOR this."

Is this like code for a leather thing?

Is this like code for a leather thing?

Hell, I'd settle for Sedaris and Chenoweth.

Hell, I'd settle for Sedaris and Chenoweth.

I still get the crawls whenever Bette brings in the covered dish.

I still get the crawls whenever Bette brings in the covered dish.

Carol Burnett and Vicki Lawrence.

Carol Burnett and Vicki Lawrence.

Whatcha want to bet that Jason Segal has already been cast by whoever has the option on A Confederacy of Dunces now?

Whatcha want to bet that Jason Segal has already been cast by whoever has the option on A Confederacy of Dunces now?