I used to have a license to kill. Then I took an arrow to the knee….

He is pretty annoying. I wish he would just go kill himself…

He is pretty annoying. I wish he would just go kill himself…

Bruno didn't bomb. WTF is with you people?

"hangs like sleeve of wizard" is one of the funniest things ever said.

ha ha ha haa haaa… this movie wound up being pretty good. Suck it haters!

If you're going to insult people, sir, do it the correct way… the American way. I don't know what tosser means, and therefore, you should not use that word. In the future, use more Americany words, like asshole or dickface.

I interpreted it as gold being a metaphor.

It looks like Ferrel playing the same character he always plays vs. Zach doing an impression of that character from Family Guy.

Cool story bro. Which one of you wound up being the bottom?

Jesus Christ, could these guys possibly look any douchier?

I know. I've got nothing funny or sarcastic to say here. This is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen. Thanks AV Club. 

That Hulk v. Thor what if was one of my favorites. An all time classic.

The right are all owned by different companies. Marvel (Disney) has the Avengers, Sony has Spiderman, someone else (Universal?) has X-Men.

Nope, it's Katy Perry: "Firework"

I'll throw in a few generic AV Club comments to help you pass the time:

Leonard Pierce read it 3 years ago!

You might say that Sarah Jessica Parker looks just like a fucking ugly horse!

Implying that Amazon.com has a problem with miscegenation?

The Amazon Gold Box Power Hour of Adventure. 
Four friends, Randy, the nerdy kid, John, the leader, Rachel, the Asian who also might be half-Hispanic, and Mike, the handicapped African American, find the Amazon.com Gold Box of Adventure. Adventures ensue!