I'm an advertising copywriter (no really I am). It doesn't surprise me that meth-addicts find it easy to transition into this "profession".

I demand satisfaction sir! Duel with pistols at noon.

Something like that. Burger King hooked in with an ad agency called Crispin Porter, who convinced them that their business strategy should be to focus on the "superfan", e.g. Frat Boys with disposable income. That's when the creepy king campaign started. It didn't wind up working out too well. The franchisees almost…

Sir, I must take exception. The Burger King Original Chicken sandwich is delicious, even when one is not high or drunk.

You mean like this?

You sir win the Internet. Well done, fuckface.

But will it be as great as Dawes?

Like the acting? 

The Killing's rating are so bad…

I know this. Teresa Rebeck is the most talented writer of her generation, and I'm going to go put on some jazz, stare at myself in the mirror, and masturbate.

Wait a second… next you'll be telling me the Simpsons isn't as good as it used to be.

I'm going with Peter Dinklage as a basketball player.

Say hello to your firstie for me!

Yeah, the actor playing him is turning Rob into the star of the series, for me anyway. He was fantastic tonight.

My first thought would be King of Comedy and all the stuff he does to help sick kids, so he's all right by me too.

No, he's the original Movie Anti-Star around which all the other Anti-Stars orbit.

Um, no.

His stuff was good until he went mainstream and started doing all the overly broad, kid friendly shit. Once he started he never really went back, turning him into a Movie Anti-Star (TM)

The third triplet should be Sarah Jessica Parker, and when her first scene comes, it's just a plastic horse head on a stick being waved around by a retarded kid!

For me he does.