I call them Movie Anti-Stars: Schwarzenneger, Sandler, Murphy, etc.

Oh I'm not suggesting losing the fighting, I just wonder what would have happened if they had filmed it in a more realistic style, like in Rob Roy.

The show is quite good. I sometimes wonder how good it would have been if they had cut out all the 300 style scenes and gone for something more realistic.

I AM FIRSTICUS!!!!!!!!

I defer to your military training, Lt. Buttocks, but as an ordinary civilian, mob violence scares me.

Almost as bad as posting a picture of Trevon Martin when was a cuddly 12 year old next to George Zimmerman's mug shot.

Lieutenant Buttocks, sir… As a man in uniform, I have nothing but respect for the service you have provided to this country, but I have to take exception to your comment.

He succeeds at making films but fails pretty hard at being a human being.

Don't get upset. We're just Sarah Jessica Parkering around here.

Well, you can bring Sarah to water… but you can't force her to drink!

of Sarah Jessica Parker?

Whitney? More like Shitney, right?

ha ha ha haaa haaa…

That was one of the funniest lines ever uttered on television.

Hey buddy, fuck you and the Sarah Jessicah Parker you rode in on!

Am I beating a dead horse at this point?

Dawes anyone know where they found this guy?

Trust me, it won't disappoint. Try to avoid having it spoiled if you can, it will be worth it.

Like the ironic Histosaraus, this show will pretend it doesn't care. And everyone will hate it.

Fistbump!