You're just a puppet from the corporate mayo machine trying to shut us down. We're underground revolution, fighting the Hellman norm.

"Marmaduke, you hairy WHORE! Get off my easy chair or I'll throw you in the shelter! LLOYD!"

The man's heart runs on twitter attention.

Bobby Flay

This shit is toasted.

They should have gotten Randy Quaid.

Just call it ironic for a few years, until you can get away with calling it retro.

Huh,
They're making another season of Parks and Recreation?
Well, at least someone must have been watching.

I was close to getting a wild things tattoo a few years ago. I'm really glad I didn't, because I'd look opportunistic for a minute now, and then obnoxious for the next 3 years or so.

What?
"…and we'll all sleep together,"

Castle used to position ambulances outside of theaters for screenings of his movies, to give the impression that terror would be too much for some.

I BURNED MAH SNATCH
I can't believe it.
My favorite Jane quote didn't make the cut?

Used to drop houses on them witches.
Now there's goddamn schools for them and whatnot.

Hey, its like you're doing that one song.

Downloaded it to my Shuffe.
I'll watch it sometime in the near or far future.

Was that tucci as the pederast?
I thought it was Richard Dryfuss.

Check her twitter. She's all over that shit.

Enough
I've had enough of this fluff news. There's real news going on.
For example, I have yet to find out if Tom Hanks believes that the ends justify the means!
or if joseph gordon-levitt believes that humans have free-will or if our fates are pre-determined!

Tell the writers:
Someone please tell the writers to stop replaying the 'Mexi-cunt' line in the previously bits. That term's not catching on.

Oh GOD it'd better be next. My Yorkie is cozy, but my calico is freezing! Why won't The Snuggie Co. hurry up and solve this conundrum?