The major key version of Nothing Else Matters is pretty hilarious.  It actually sounds really nice.  

I like this better than the final version. 

Lars Ulrich goes by "Ulrich Schnauss" now?

Yeah, I don't see how anyone could still consider him great after Death Magnetic.

Bill Ward hasn't been a great drummer since the early '70s.  Even before Ozzy left he had deteriorated.  Too much drugs.

Apart from being a little too plodding and repetitive (even by Sabbath standards), Ozzy's ProTooled-up-the-ass vocals, and the too-clean production, I dig it.  Iommi and Butler are still the kings of heavy.

So basically, Drake is the Kenny G of rap.

Drake.

They think they're really clever and cute, but they're not.  They're dumb.

I can't believe he passed away two days after this announcement.  How did his health deteriorate that quickly?

The CG looks really hokey.  Seeing as this is a big-budget production, would it have killed them to use actual cars?

Marc Maron is a normal, boring person who is so self-absorbed he thinks he's interesting.  I do enjoy his interviews, but only when the interviewee is someone interesting.

Wasn't Tommy Wiseau (of The Room infamy) working on a sitcom called Neighbors?

And now we know the 10 Indians that frequent the AV Club.

Howard Stern is a gay black female.

I'm bewildered as to why driving-age people would actually want a peeing-Calvin sticker on their cars.  That sticker was kinda badass when I was in elementary school, not when I got my driver's license.

Up until the past few years, Howard was probably the best interviewer in the business.  I'd totally watch a show with him hosting.  He's an acquired taste, granted.

"What Black people are doing is taking the slave culture that was imposed on them and embracing it."

If it helps, I'm Indian.  You can pretend I'm black if it makes you feel better.

BUT DAT BASSLINE