Confirming the Channel 5 in the NYC market shtupping of "Shtupp."

That was decidedly not the version of Excalibur we saw in Catholic school AP English. Fully armored sexing and everything!

In my neck of the woods (NYC area), the network "Blazing Saddles" also snipped utterances of "Lili von Shtupp" to "Lili von Sh—." They even put a black bar over her name on the showbill the film briefly shows.

"Yes! Eat all of our shirts!"

You would lose the bit in the novel about how Prince's "Kiss" is particularly challenging for a person with Tourette syndrome to hear, though.

"I object to all of this sex on the tellyvision. I mean! I keep fallin' off!"

One hour of hacking his way through the RIFTS multiverse will have him crying in a tightly curled ball.

More bodies are gonna drop than during the Edition Wars.

"Help me, Mordenkainen, I'm gonna die!!"

"Yo, whaddya wanna be when you grow up?"
"ORC KILLA!"
"Good choice!"

For that pun, you should eat a bulette.

Peggy is the personification of "dispirited swiveling" in that snippet.

There's a point early in (I'm sorry) Phantom Menace in which Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan are looking down at a bunch of robots being loaded into landing vehicles, and Obi nails it by saying, "An invasion army!" As opposed to what, a nation-building army? UN peacekeeper droids? Military advisors?

"I spent a week on that mountain of snow, but it cost me, and I don't mean a lift ticket. Did I send a D-girl to Shanghai with a cooler full of dry ice and 20 grand taped under her tits to buy some executed prisoner's septum? You bet your ass I did."

LISA NEEDS BRACES!

As a kid, I saw Bob McGrath a few seats ahead of me in a Paramus movie theater. Very tough to process at that age. Turns out he lived like one or two towns away.

"'Sex Box?' I thought they shut that show down!"

"More aniline dye means more nitrogen!"

Nothing like selling your TV for fucking meth.

Or making passes at hot high school principals?