My favorite song in the show is the one that plays throughout the first season when something good happens for Michael "You Here With Me" http://www.youtube.com/watc…

*sideswipes or crushes the head of an Insecticon which somehow makes it easier to jump a long distance*

What bothers me the most about the Land Before Time is that I was such a big fan of the first one and then never had a chance to enjoy the others. The first movie came out just after my 6th birthday and already loving dinosaurs I was the target audience. I saw it in theaters, we bought the VHS, I went to Pizza Hut to…

Some channel I get has been playing a parody of that called "Rosencrantz and Gilderstern are Undead" and when I see it in the guide I get momentarily excited and then crushed.

The one with the robot built by a shark.

Maybe she's funny fucking? Like she makes jokes during sex?

But how often do you find a child who scores in the 98th percentile in Protective Instincts?

I first thought she joined D-Generation X and was giving the Suck It crotch chop. On closer inspection her hands are turned the wrong direction.

Hello darkness, my old friend…

There was that funny video in 2000. "Napster Bad!"

I know now why you cry, but it is something I can never do.
THUMBS UP!

…empty spinning chair…

I can picture the losing kid spinning off right now.

And when does the bowtie fit in?

"Here's a specific show on a network you never watch except when there's breaking news and maybe you want to see a live shot of something happening with idiots babbling over it."

I'm rereading Osamu Tezuka's Buddha. I just finished volume four so any day now the library should tell me I can pick up volumes 5 and 6. It's beautiful, fun stuff though mostly apocryphal.

Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is… maybe he didn't.

@avclub-b49ebc5e771d216bfd346a5d434e6975:disqus But their stupidity is a plot point as Perry later says to the Turtles, "When I contaminated the ooze used to transform Tokka and
Rahzar making them intellectually inferior and less dangerous, I had no idea I'd
be trying to create an anti-mutagen based on that…

I was pretty disappointed when they replaced Goombas with the Goombas from the Super Mario Bros. movie in the Super Mario Bros. movie.

That's the best scene of the movie.