Well, the potential beating is more about stealing and lying instead of just imagining Mr. McBeevee. But yes, I remember that well.

Who needs a movie? Just watch the episode of The Andy Griffith Show when the goat eats the dynamite and you've gotten the only "story" presented in the ride.

Who needs a movie? Just watch the episode of The Andy Griffith Show when the goat eats the dynamite and you've gotten the only "story" presented in the ride.

Yeah. That made ruined it for me.

Yeah. That made ruined it for me.

My dad and I will see Django while my mom and my wife will go see Les Mis. Everyone's happy.

My dad and I will see Django while my mom and my wife will go see Les Mis. Everyone's happy.

That was pretty shocking. For one I was expecting Phil to mention it since they were alone at the mat. But also I'm surprised no one tipped their hand when the rockers showed up later by saying something stupid like "Did you have any troubles?"

That was pretty shocking. For one I was expecting Phil to mention it since they were alone at the mat. But also I'm surprised no one tipped their hand when the rockers showed up later by saying something stupid like "Did you have any troubles?"

As the Colbert Report ended last night (40-50 minutes after Obama was declared the winner), Comedy Central played this: http://youtu.be/eX8tL3PMj7o
It might also be in tonight's show and probably will be. But it was fantastic to watch last night!

As the Colbert Report ended last night (40-50 minutes after Obama was declared the winner), Comedy Central played this: http://youtu.be/eX8tL3PMj7o
It might also be in tonight's show and probably will be. But it was fantastic to watch last night!

Wait, wait… just say slavery.

Wait, wait… just say slavery.

@avclub-0f0d67e214f9fef69b278e3d08114da9:disqus I had high hopes in the opening scene of The Phantom Menace. The Jedi come aboard and everyone is intimidated by them and immediately realize their scheme is up…and then the movie kept going…

@avclub-0f0d67e214f9fef69b278e3d08114da9:disqus I had high hopes in the opening scene of The Phantom Menace. The Jedi come aboard and everyone is intimidated by them and immediately realize their scheme is up…and then the movie kept going…

DirecTV has an election mix channel. I'll be spending some time on it.

DirecTV has an election mix channel. I'll be spending some time on it.

I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.

I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.

I saw a commercial and was looking for but did not see Loretta. Thought I wasn't trying very hard.