He's a tiresome bore with a lame #gimmick and terrible opinions.

The 8-episode miniseries is just the first book.

Should have gone with a cover of "The Original Wrapper".

They probably pay their employees about half as much as Chipotle.

Mexican Quiznos. Mexican Subway is Taco Del Mar.

Hey, sorry for the OT, but: I signed up for the Tolerability Index Forums a while back and emailed and such and haven't been approved. I actually managed to pull my old account out of mothballs. I wouldn't do this but I don't know any other way to contact you.

Because I guess that's a better hook than "uh, here's a Justin Timberlake song, bye".

Final Fantasy VII came out 15 years ago, so someone who played it as early as age 6 could be old enough to legally drink! And Final Fantasy VI came out before today's 21-year-olds were old enough to form coherent memories!

@avclub-da518aecddbf5c94588f53562012c452:disqus But why should I substitute Jehovah's moral authority for my own? He hasn't demonstrated any kind of superior ethical position, so relying on his authority might well be leading me into disaster.

My "favorite" part of A Horse And His Boy has to be when the kid discovers how much superior butter is to olive oil.

The normal thing being sleep sex, of course.

@avclub-c701a997d9bef627835b036efb4eca63:disqus I have yet to be involved with a woman who didn't at least once request a picture of my dick. It's not really anything to write home about, either, so there must be some kind of generic appeal to the idea for at least some women.

Sometimes I think "hey, Dan gave good advice across the board this time" but then later people point out major issues I missed.

Acceptable but foolish.

Yeah, that's disgusting. Foot fetishes are one thing, but "appendages"? Foul.

The show trial is an interesting approach. Buckle in for this one, because it's long and tedious.

@avclub-18e8fd13b330e44b53cbbfd4fd6ea87d:disqus @DesertDweller79:disqus Those kinds of mushmouthed excuses are the worst. I got fired from my first few jobs for various reasons, and I had a lot more respect for the boss who said I just wasn't good enough at the (tedious, precise) work than the one who tried to…

@avclub-c701a997d9bef627835b036efb4eca63:disqus Not if I'm being paid for it! A man has to have some pride!

@avclub-e8e576d226e2da4b7a270eaa0c20448a:disqus How old are you? I'm not that old and I remember seeing Matlock enough on repeats that the theme music comes unbidden to my mind.

Martin Freeman is on Sherlock, a bad show which is the primary subject of roughly 60% of Tumblr.