That was a pretty good show, even if it did have a bit where Superman, like, teleported through a force field by flying around the planet so fast it seemed like he didn't move.

@avclub-011d0b4fe6835bb3d37ef4e0ea713de6:disqus I would put the difficulty levels of "relationship" and "one night stand" exactly the other way around, personally.

I think it's worth it. Most worthwhile things are painful.

@avclub-94d8526a5fae933806f65b8a0f49301a:disqus It means you will not be a complete person until you have had hard sex with Aquaman.

People have no idea what they really want most of the time, and they spend a lot of effort subconsciously or consciously suppressing what they do know they want.

We only dream about things we truly desire, so you will not be a complete person until you have had hard sex with another man.

Yuuuuup. Also, in my case I'm pretty easily identifiable, and I know people I work with read the AV Club. The last thing I need is my coworkers knowing about my secret fetish for being pegged by the Easter Bunny. *waves*

Shh, don't ruin our fun.

It is a smart decision. You can't really have a productive relationship until you have some stability by yourself, and that's more true the older you get. Take care of yourself first, always.

Every week I think I could use some advice, but ultimately I'm pretty sure I know what I need to do, it's just a matter of keeping my head straight.

I always assume that this degree of basically irrelevant detail is either (a) an attempt to make the writer identifiable enough that the partner might notice, or (b) inaccurate chaff intended to make the writer less identifiable.

"the memo that using Star Trek characters in Star Trek stories makes you worse than Hitler."

"By 2364, women were apparently only allowed to become high ranking officers if they were in healthcare or counseling-areas where women have been working in the military since, what Clara Barton?"

"Time's Orphan"

"Time's Orphan" is an Audience Must Suffer story.

God, imagine driving ten hours and what you arrive at is Seattle. Suicide would be the answer.

Most penises are roughly tubular, yes.

I actually do have a question for people, but I feel like I should probably use a throwaway account. It is way, way too easy to figure out who I am.

Seriously, what time is being "wasted" here? Relationships aren't careers. You don't make a five-year plan. You shouldn't, at least.

One Foot In The Grave is kind of depressed, but it's a much more interesting depressed than Sea Change. So I dunno.