@WrongSirWrong:disqus The Dispossessed could genuinely be a fantastic movie, as could Earthsea if actually done respectfully.

I'll be damned, really?

The TARDIS?

Plus it has that great incest vibe that all the great sci-fi movies have to have!

The question is: who's gonna play Mazer Rackham????

Spoiler: this book sucks.

I think that's one of the many elements of his work he borrowed from Ursula K. Le Guin.

The Bean books weren't out by the time I gave up on Card.

!!!'s Nic Offer can kiss my ass.

CROW: So do either of you guys have any songs about stock footage that could get us through this?
TOM: Oh, I know a song about stock footage. It goes like this. [singing] Da-da-da-da-da-da — [screaming] EAT IT, MOVIE!

The first half of that episode is still pretty close to the best thing MST3K ever did.

I'm so glad other people do this.

Well, at least we know this album won't be a rush job. That would have been a disgrace.

So a buddy of mine has an actual fanwank for the Klingon thing that cracks me up.

"Wrongs Darker Than Death or Night," "Covenant"
Both of those episodes are great! And the former has a "For The Earth Is Hollow And I Have Touched The Sky" level of TOS hysterics in the title.

MUCH SPOILERS

Spare the katterpod, spoil the jumjah stick. Also hasperat. BAJOR!

SHAKAAR: "What do you have around here? Guls?"
KIRA: "How should I know? I am from the Dakhur Province… where the age of consent is 14."
SHAKAAR: "What, is it the Alabama of Bajor?"
KIRA: "In many ways, yes."

He gets mentioned in "His Way", too.

I think it's legally required that all transcriptions of Anal Cunt songs have fucked up punctuation.