Getting ready for work, but two things:

@avclub-01e8318c286a584caffbb596a95652d2:disqus HATE Wesley Snipes. Urgh.

Everything's good about that episode. A) Liz's story B) Tracy's increasingly implausible ways to ruin the ad C) Jonathan screaming "Sir, I hate her!" over the phone D) The Best Friends Gang E) That cute chubby Carvel employee F) The Best Friends Gang G) "I don't like what this is doing to you. You seem meaner, and…

Everything's good about that episode. A) Liz's story B) Tracy's increasingly implausible ways to ruin the ad C) Jonathan screaming "Sir, I hate her!" over the phone D) The Best Friends Gang E) That cute chubby Carvel employee F) The Best Friends Gang G) "I don't like what this is doing to you. You seem meaner, and…

I am such a fatass that this comment made me want some mac and cheese.

On mute, hopefully.

I've heard people talk shit about "Reaganing" but it's easily top 10 for me. Especially the part where Jack puts pills in Tracy's jellybeans.

I've heard people talk shit about "Reaganing" but it's easily top 10 for me. Especially the part where Jack puts pills in Tracy's jellybeans.

You are a lion… take what's yours.

No, the worst episode is "Señor Macho Solo", because of that excruciating Dinklage plot. And that's S3.

I appreciate Dan mostly ignoring the 'kinky' bit in the first letter and suggesting vibes, which are a positive addition to any sex life.

Incredibly boring fake, if so.

The correct song that sucks on this album is "Bennie And The Jets", which I will leave the bar/room/moving vehicle to stop hearing after about ten minutes of "BENnie! BENnie!"

Two MST3K episodes, even. Master Ninja II is pretty great — the riffing isn't quite as memorable but the movie itself is even more ridiculous.

Joe doesn't drink either, actually.

As a confirmed male, I can say that I identify with Liz Lemon almost every day.

Mullally's first scene in "Do Over" is one of my favorite scenes on this show. "Gentleman sex guests" and the webcam digression. Amazing.

It's the name. They're timber brothers.

I would watch the ever-loving shit out of a John Brown miniseries. Can we have an alt-history version where he survives and continues being awesome for years, before dying in the process of choking Robert E. Lee to death with his own guts?

You don't want to know. But you do probably want to go wash your lips now.