jesus was that 5 years ago?! oh i've wasted my life…

can't go against the great chain of being

whatever you do, don't turn around.

however this is a problem that is easily remedied

I've basically adopted his strategy. works.

the friend lies for his wife, once again she saved his ass.

nope. Although m y boss and I are sometimes called the private defender since we gt so many cases.

they just glossed over it, it's not like that is in any way an interesting part of the law.

like any of my clients already in the jail would fuck with me…

it was designed to prevent the government from hiring mercenary armies like the Hessians used by the British.

although I have no idea how he managed to be allowed to practice in Alabama or wherever it was.

we dont

he does a good job on crossing the state's witnesses too.

lawyers like it a lot. Some day when I have to fucks left to give, my opening argument will be "everything this guy said is bullshit."

Skeksis

He's more machine now than man

Perjury is super hard to prove

Night court?

Truth is an absolute defense to defamation.

we have to fill out time with something since they shut down TV Club Classic