Do come in, @avclub-6aa0ab5b874b35bb21f89136ee1e8175:disqus. Don't mind the NIPPLES ON THE LAMPSHADE. Care for a mint? I crafted the bowl out of an Australian model, sweet, she was.

Do come in, @avclub-6aa0ab5b874b35bb21f89136ee1e8175:disqus. Don't mind the NIPPLES ON THE LAMPSHADE. Care for a mint? I crafted the bowl out of an Australian model, sweet, she was.

"You may not have as many viewers as some of the other shows that are parodied, but maybe your fans masturbate 10 times as much."

"You may not have as many viewers as some of the other shows that are parodied, but maybe your fans masturbate 10 times as much."

I'd never thought I'd live long enough to see nipples on a lampshade. Thank you, Ryan Murphy. Really, thank you.

I'd never thought I'd live long enough to see nipples on a lampshade. Thank you, Ryan Murphy. Really, thank you.

Done. Or at least as best as it could be done at 2am with my mediocre phonetic skillz.

Done. Or at least as best as it could be done at 2am with my mediocre phonetic skillz.

I don't know about you guys, but I'd watch the hell out of a show in which James Cromwell stars as a Serial Statue Defiler and Dylan McDermott is the detective chasing him around. Is this fan fiction?

I don't know about you guys, but I'd watch the hell out of a show in which James Cromwell stars as a Serial Statue Defiler and Dylan McDermott is the detective chasing him around. Is this fan fiction?

I agree about 1/5 with you. The opening was absolutely abysmal, from the very first zoom-in on Sister Jude, to the camera movements in Tio Salamanca's room, to panning to the mirror 2 or 10 times. Just the worst.

I agree about 1/5 with you. The opening was absolutely abysmal, from the very first zoom-in on Sister Jude, to the camera movements in Tio Salamanca's room, to panning to the mirror 2 or 10 times. Just the worst.

Can we talk about how the flashbacks were framed as a 1960's soap? That was one of my favorite things ever, not being sarcastic here. That was a lot of fun.

Can we talk about how the flashbacks were framed as a 1960's soap? That was one of my favorite things ever, not being sarcastic here. That was a lot of fun.

Oh, man. Oh, God.  Oh, man. Oh, God. You guys. Let's get down to business, it's an inspired one this week.

Oh, man. Oh, God.  Oh, man. Oh, God. You guys. Let's get down to business, it's an inspired one this week.

Everyone watch this: The story behind the Chemo Sweater, https://www.youtube.com/wat….

Everyone watch this: The story behind the Chemo Sweater, https://www.youtube.com/wat….

Shout out to Pimp Daddy Drew, BROverman* of the week, for stealing his girl back from the College Bro Who Enjoys College but Misses Senior Year of High School. That scene, I felt, was for all of us here at the TV Club who have ever lost a girl to the Jock, but since we're not Drew, never won her back.

Shout out to Pimp Daddy Drew, BROverman* of the week, for stealing his girl back from the College Bro Who Enjoys College but Misses Senior Year of High School. That scene, I felt, was for all of us here at the TV Club who have ever lost a girl to the Jock, but since we're not Drew, never won her back.