I skate, you skate, we both…skate. I was thinking maybe we could get together sometime and…

That track is on The Game — EXCELLENT album.

This was back before anyone realized her eyes were wonky.

Heathers is so cult, I'm dressing as Winona Ryder this Halloween.

Buffalo sauce all in her mouth.

I remember being disappointed that she turns on JD in the end.

God damn the 90's fucking sucked.

Heather, Ashley, and Kristen are all the best bitch/slut girl names.

Winona was decent in The Private Lives of Pippa Lee, though the movie is kinda crap. And her scenes in The Ten are fucking amazing.

Which had the better soundtrack?

I don't even understand why Tobias tried to ruin a perfectly decent article by bringing up Diablo Cody. Heathers' dialog works well because the movie seems like some weird alternate/surreal reality.

Great "news"!!
Gotta get those page hits and ad clicks somehow around here.

It's that disco beat with the straight kick and that high-hat thing.

With Pitchfork reviews, I just search for the paragraph that starts with "But, …", and start reading from there. There's always a "but".

And Danny Mc-Fucking-Bride.

This will answer all your questions on Loggins : http://yachtrock.com/

FUCK YOU LOGGINS!

Brian Pumper aka
The Gape Man. Look it up.

If this show has any balls
They'll turn Don into a fat, drunk lout. That would be so awesome.

Yes, see it.