I get paid per post
*finds some worthless shit to type or copy/paste and hits submit*

Please stop
This is turning into the Huffington Post.

Like Hanson covering The Strokes
Seriously? Do The Strokes sound like current day Weezer? I just listened to the samples of this record and it seems like a guitar/piano pop record to me. And there's not a single distorted-vocal in any of the samples.

Tool > Futurama > Simpsons > Radiohead

Who gives a shit?
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Jason Heller
Everything you typed in this news update is fucking stupid.

You forgot the best part of that sandwich joke…

Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor….I'M RUINED!!

I never cared for the Simpson characters as I did for the Futurama characters.

All I remember is Futurama got preempted/skipped all the damn time, when it was on at 7pm on Sundays.

I was kinda glad that Futurama had to end. It had four perfectly contained seasons that you could pass around to friends/enemies.

An absurd set of rules? That pretty much explains basketball, baseball and football.

To be fair, some paparazzi started hounding and taking photos of Bjork's child, and Bjork snapped.

Every great comedian has daddy issues. Hell, Steve Martin's entire book is basically about trying to (finally) win his father's approval.

BUILD A WALL
BUILD A WALL AROUND THE INTERNET — TO KEEP THE PIRATES OUT!!

Karl Malone

Yes — probably a million other, younger, hotter girls in Hollywood.

True, Jarmusch films are like sleeping pills.

*double-clicks*

The New Pornographers are big enough now to tour small-to-medium theatres. So, mostly no clubs this tour. And that's why I'm seeing them this time.