Gonna sweep out the jams…
I done swept 'em out!

Ralph Macchio faking guitar-playing in Crossroads is way more believable.

Seriously? Fucking seriously?

This is honestly the first thing I've seen about this much-anticipated new drama Rubicon.
(not a firstie post)

This post is for all my AV Club niggas
To all the trolls that be Livin' It Up…

Helen Thomas resigned.

This is the new Reservoir Dogs poster, sold at the poster sale on college campuses every Fall.

Oh yeah duh the TV report. I just finished watching off the DVR and my head is swimming. Holy shit they knew Jesse would come after them for sure.

Jesse should have hired that methhead whore to drop ATM's on their heads.

I checked to see if Saul was playing deal-1 or deal-3.

Do you think the kid got the bad burger?

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I almost hyperventilated during that final scene. I still can't believe it.

I didn't know she had nude shots! I just said "WHAT THE FUCK?!!" outloud, like 5 times in a row. OH MY

Douche whore bitch…
slut.

Those girls are weird looking, but I like them for some reason(s).

So, what's the ending?

You left cigarettes off that list.

I thought maybe a Glee reference or something. Is that an American Idol reference (because I really don't know what happens on that show)?

Well
American Idol doesn't qualify either.

"the fabric of…"
Whenever those words precede something, you know you're in for a good time.