True, that sketch was the only funny thing on the show, and it was fairly predictable after you got the first setup. Pretty terrible episode all together.

What? She has no tits.

If you show a box of hornets in the first act, then it must go off in the third.

Stabbing at your taco is pretty much my only move.

Bitch,you know I know you!

Oh man, I'm listening to the samples of this album on Amazon — fucking hilarious. I'm crying from laughing so hard.

Best costume: Blues Brothers.

Yoko is 76
Holy shit, she's 76? Wow.

SybilDisobedience, did you let a boyfriend film you masturbating in the bath once? I think I may have naked photos of you as well.

Max Booty

Is it not your week to keep her?

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

I don't think I even read this book when I was a kid.
Maybe that's a good thing, so I can judge it without nostalgia getting in the way.

Stacy512: best new gimmick, or worst?

I don't know, but Viva fucking sucks.

Bucky! What has you did to yo'self?!

I'm a doctor *DUURRRRRR*
Best line ever.

Vegans are fine, as long as they don't mention that they're vegan. Like every other day. Which is what all vegans do.

Sam Rockwell is awesome. He was totally committed. Crazy film.

This movie has been at the bottom of my Netflix queue for like a year. I guess I'll keep it there a little while longer.