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Damn, you had to buy your own "CORE" Genesis (no bundled game, usually $99), while your sister got a Super NES (*probably* bundled with Super Mario World for $199)? That would have pissed me off too!

Yes! Dance along, then realize what you're dancing to. Also, edited my post when you pointed out i got the title wrong ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I agree with Emily about this song being a worse version of Robyn's "Dancing On My Own" (plus I think that Robyn song is about her stalking an ex). But Robyn did an even better version of the in-the-wrong theme with "Call Your Girlfriend." LOVE that song, even if it is about how the man Robyn's singing about should

You VEHEMENTLY spelled Strand's name wrong a lot.

Boyz II Men's "End of the Road" is older than Shelby Fero. *Cries*
Seriously though, that song brought me right back to those middle school feelings and recording songs from the radio onto a blank cassette, talking on the phone to the girl I was crushing on while my mom picks up the other end to yell at me to go to

I WAS FROZENNNN TODAY

Common mistake.

Excited for the 30 Rock finale.

When I paused the moment the warden unlocks the mystery door in the belly of Alcatraz, the key looked nothing like the keys the inmates have been looking for.  Those keys look like big fat versions of my house key while the warden's looks like an old-timey prison key.

When Stan told Roger that Roger was going to the orphanage with him, Roger's answer had me laughing so hard my neighbor's got pissed:

This show is great because it doesn't take itself seriously, the only downside is that you have to pay close attention to hear all the jokes (jokes-per-minute are high in this series) making it hard to watch while doing something else.