give notebooks to a bunch of fans, see what they come up with, call it "I F&#kin' Wrote That!"

take my file cabinet….please!

i'll just be satisfied being "third uncle"

LOL. I got my ass kicked in the mosh pit at lollapalooza 1992 during the ministry set.

wait, isn't that layne staley?

in honor of willful cultural ignorance, i refuse to read this article and comments in case i am invaded by culture i want to avoid

everyone knows the greatest baseball film is "the bad news bears". why? fat kid eating chocolate!

the one to really stay away from is "harum scarum". easy come, easy go at least has the spectacle of elvis singing "yoga is as yoga does" with elsa "bride of frankenstein" lanchester

ditto on follow that dream

this should be called "faster pussycat! kiss! kiss!

i know it's from a movie, but i love kevin kline in "a fish called wanda" as "Harvey Manfrenjensen-St. John"

there may not be any original bad seeds left, but he has a fine start on a collection of beards. for that i would give it a B+ before even hearing it. also, Cave Cold Cuts should be the name of his next project

Did I get a Throb notification? or am i just happy to see someone?

i wish i had a theater that was only opened when it rained

How about really pretentious parentheses, like "A Simple Desultory Philippic (or How I Was Robert McNamara'd into Submission)" by Simon & Garfunkel

LOL. I could swear i also see john belushi as well

Jazz? that's easy…start with Miles Davis "Kind of Blue" or Herbie Hancock "Maiden Voyage" and watch Ken Burns "Jazz" and go either backwards or forwards from there

this guy pisses me off because i get him confused with jim dandy mangrum from black oak arkansas. no BOA makes me cranky

this guy pisses me off because i get him confused with jim dandy mangrum from black oak arkansas. no BOA makes me cranky

a.k.a. a "california cheeseburger"