Keith David/David Keith
Which one is the tall one?

The actors in Major League not only looked like they could play ball, they looked like they played the positions the were cast to play. Best baseball movie ever.

Speaking of being high…
You are. I am. Most of them are. Your Mom was twice at least.

"What's this thing called, love?"

Too bad, because one of funniest bits they ever did had Edge and Christian following him around playing kazoos and singing, "Chris Benoit is angry! Chris Benoit is angry!" to the tune of his entrance music. They never play that clip anymore.

Jericho busting Stephanie for her boob job.

Awesome promo for this match as well.

I have to pick two favorites; one for being awesome and one for being insane.

We used to have a Mayor who took the bus to work every morning. Of course, he would then be driven around in his city car and usually dropped at home at the end of the day. But it was a nice effort. His job really doesn't allow him to rely on public transportation.

This is one of my all time favorite episodes because of the amazing transformation of the Clock King character. I'm sure I'd read at least a dozen Clock King stories before this episode came out. All I could have told you about him was bad costume clock gimmick gets ass kicked by Robin and Speedy.

Summer's Eve
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I like his stand-up, but I think he'd be better served if he focused on acting. He's getting too old for the cutie-pie act. And I think he's a terrific actor.

He's charming, which carries him through some tired material. It gets rough when you can tell he's coasting on his charm and he knows it.

There is a really sexy waitress in Hollywood…
Every once in a while she will off-handedly say something like, "Gee, I'd like to see a movie with lava." The next year we get Dante's Peak and Volcano. Or she'll say, "I wanna see a movie where a giant rock hits the Earth." And we get Armageddon and Deep Impact. Or, "I…

I thought it was Honky Tonk Freeway.

We can make peas into beans!

All these years and people still don't get it. Michael Douglas in NOT the hero of the movie. We are Not supposed to cheer him. We are NOT supposed to agree with him. He is the bad guy! He is a psycho on a suicide run.

A bush with legs!
Funny thing, that's my girlfriend's nickname.

Eli Roth.

Perry: "Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?"