Wearing make-up to look like a black person in NOT doing "blackface" any more than wearing tights is dancing the ballet.

The Mutt has been my nickname since college.

Black Chang
That was one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen on TV. It was like my vision dimmed whenever he was on screen.

The first Star Trek moment to really freak me out was when Charlie X erased that lady's face.

The episode where Louie hired Bobby to pretend to be him at his high school reunion is brilliant.

O Spot, the complex levels of behaviour you display
connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

The first britcom I ever saw was A Doctor in the House. They showed it late Sunday nights when I was a kid. It was on my local PBS station back in the 70s.

Kurt Russell.

I'm not on crack!
I'm straight-up mentally ill!

That bird is a liar!

The commentary track on BTiLC with Russell and Carpenter is amazing.

It's been driving me nuts trying to figure out who the Michael Steele muppet on The Daily Show sounded like. Now I know. Bootsy!

Yes, but do Olivia Munn's boobs have a monkey named after them? I think not.

Herniated Charlie Sheen's new pick-up line:
"Say, babe, could you help me out? I have to take a piss, but the doctor told me not to lift anything heavy."

BBT Sucks? What does it mean?

Scrubs and a bathrobe.

In the early days of TV, there were several shows where the star would walk out from behind a curtain and do a little monolog/intro. Then they'd cut to what was essentially a sitcom about the people on the show you are watching. Often the plot dealt with the making of the show.

I'm thinking!

The best part was when Feech turned into a vampire and ate Don Rickles.

"Here's some standard operating procedure. Stay the fuck away from Tony Soprano, shut the fuck up and listen. It's over. Capice? Over and done. You call, or go anywhere near him or his family and they'll be scraping your nipples off these fine leather seats. And here's the point to remember: my face is the last one…