I Love You, Amelie Gillette
Amelie, my passion for you often knocks me on my feet. You are my rock of love.

I Love You, Amelie Gillette
Amelie, I would never use Bing to search for pictures of you. I'm a Lycos man.

I Love You, Amelie Gillette
Amelie, I'll tell you what's up.

I Love You, Amelie Gillette
Amelie, I hope this isn't a dealbreaker, but I am funemployed. Unless you count loving you as a job.

I Love You, Amelie Gillette
Amelie, would you consider yourself more of a Carrie or a Samantha? I'm just trying to figure out if I'm Mr. Big or Richard Wright.

I Love You, Amelie Gillette
Amelie, I have an increasingly amazing Lego sculpture of you in the back of my closet, Helga Pataki style. (Aside from Legos, it is also composed of bits of your hair and discarded chewing gum.)

I Love You, Amelie Gillette
Amelie, you are an erotic cheetah. But I will catch you.