Where is Zodiac Motherfucker?

Unironically
AV Club, I didn't think it was possible to love you any more than I already did. You guys. *Hugs*

Ned flanders is as obnoxiously sincere as any other fundie.

If he's being like that, it would be a performance also, just a way lamer and more excruciating one. If it's real it will be fucking riveting. Also might contain juicy family secrets.

I said boo-urns!

Pissed but not surprised
Thank god AMC didn't cancel it or anything, but still, this is gonna kill me… the story will hopefully wrap up in a satisfying way, say like Freaks & Geeks, and not an artsy copout like the Sopranos.

What a putz!
Pauly Shore, don't take Pauly Shore so seriously. I mean, you're Pauly fucking Shore!

A-fucking-dorable.

I don't know much about art, but I know what I hate.

Oh and then, Fring would have ordered a hit on the 2 drug dealers, feigning outrage over the murder of Jesse, and cementing their kingpin bond. That's how it WOULD have played out had not Walter fucking owned the shit out of those parasites.

It seems incredibly obvious to me… Jesse was turning into a major liability to Fring, and Fring is a master manipulator of situations, of playing off of people's deepest motivations. Gus played this situation perfectly by saying "no more kids," then after the meeting ordering the 2 drug dealers to kill the kid. He…

I'm in NA and the meetings on this show are not very realistic in my experience… BUT as I've always said, if you want to score drugs, go to an NA meeting! I know a woman who came in for prescription pill addiction, and ended up smoking crack and shooting heroin (she's doing much better now, 3 years clean). There are…

Still love but…
starting to feel like watching a gorgeously acted, shot and written soap opera. I want shit to blow up (in every sense). Yeah yeah I get it that not every episode is going to be earth shaking, but come on! Bring it on!

Killing me
I'm fucking dying over here for 10 Sunday night. MY meth, MY money!

Nobody is totally clean. I know I'm not. But there is a line, and murder is definitely crossing that line. Meth production too is a tad more illegal than tax avoision, no? Maybe this really is a gender thing and a wife fucking another man crosses a line that I'm just not seeing.

The first 2 seasons I was a firm anti-Skylar. She was out of control with Walt, passive aggressive, unloving, very much the strong woman who needs her man to be weak and emasculated so she could have the upper hand. She withheld, she gave him no space to have his own identity. Now, though, Walt has gone way over…

I think balls are cute. Really! They're squishy.

Oh AV club, how do you do it?
Ben & Jerry's peanut butter cookie dough ice cream… a limited flavor that came out in the mid 90's. Chocolate ice cream, peanut butter cookie dough chunks with chocolate chips in them… omg. It was a limited edition flavor and I miss it so!
Domino's cheeseburger pizza. How could…

MMMmmm, those were SO GOOD.

pained
What's up with his marketing people, did they really have to use Papyrus on the "official trailer?"