Wassup, bitches!
Sorry I ain't rapped with you peeps lately, but, like, Gotham PD finally started monitoring internet captivity. Because, like, Lex Luthor is president or something.

Everybody's brain is divided differently. Dreaming is a right brain function, reading is left-brain.

"Mr. Frump and his Iron Lung," bitches!

I thought that originally Brad Bird wanted to do the entire movie in the 60s throwback paper cutout style like in the credits. Now THAT would have been a movie.

That's right, Lobo, not Loki.

Riddler's riddles always remind me of playing Kings Quest and other Sierra adventures back when you still had to use the keyboard.

My favorite line:
"I don't know.

I remember enjoying Superman well enough at the time, but very few episodes really stuck in my craw like the Batmans did. Loki had a good episode, and some of the Metallos were sorta twisted. Also, Lex Luthor is a phenomenal villain, and the cartoon really captured his public/private persona perfectly. But it's…

I saw a monkey for sale in Tokyo
for about $300. I was living there and working as an Engish teacher, living in a company apartment.

I could never really get into that show after Mike showed up. And I missed the invention competition.

One is an amazing visplay of daginas, and the other …

Not so. They made a grappling hook on Mythbusters that was able to drive a metal spike six inches into a concrete wall from 50 feet away. Sure, they added a second component that exploded the spike into the wall, but I still think that was coolest thing that mythbusters ever built.

Killer Croc was definitely one of the more threatening villains from the old series. He and Bane were probably the only two villains who would automatically win an arm-wrestling contest with Batman, and Croc never had his weakness strapped to the side of his arm with bright blinking red lights on it.

My physics teacher would not approve of that beatdown
According to Newton's third law, in order for Batman's grappling hook to propel Killer Croc all the way into a wall, it should have propelled Batman in the opposite direction at about four times that speed, assuming that Killer Croc is twice Batman's mass.

Because the dude who played Killer Croc was also the voice of Sky Lynx on Transformers.

Isn't it homoerotic when girls do it?

I used to pull pornography out of the recycling bins at Tokyo train stations. It was a fun way to bone up on my Japanese.

I'm a Bokonist
Or at least I would be if I were at all religious.

My Ron Swanson owns 300 different varieties of rye whiskey.

What about how the entire Old Testament was just a big propaganda machine written to show the divinity of the king and priesthood? How Kings David and Solomon were both womanizing pigs who taxed the nation into a civil war and allowed their favorite prostitutes to call the shots? Their divinity is so firmly rooted…