It might not be dementia brought on by syphillis, but you can't tell me that the things I see when I close my eyes are "perfectly normal."

@Ricky - There's a riot every Friday night at a Magic Johnson's theater somewhere in the country. But nobody ever writes a news story about the ones that break out on the opening night of Happy Feet.

They both have to tell their wives that it's the late shifts and constant stress of Gotham's crime-ridden streets that are making them too physically exhausted to make love to them tonight.

Simpsons Continuity
I'm listening to the podcast about the Simpsons continuity errors, and they really seem to go off on the episode about when Marge went to college and Homer had a grunge band in the 90s.

Thank you, R.A.T. And screw you, bank apologists.

Why is it moral for Gunn to get a free truck?
This seems to be another example of how the morality of demon-killing in this series gets twisted whenever it suits the main characters. Gunn traded his sould for a truck. He understood that's what he was trading. And, considering he used the truck to fight vampires who…

I miss Simon Cowell.

Yeah, poor Dave Foley had to pay a Newsradio/Bugs Life child support order with Celebrity Poker money.

People either get drunk on green Guiness at 11 in the morning or they ignore the holiday entirely. Unless they have kids, in which case they usually remember to pick their kids out a green shirt for that day.

If I buy it, will I be dignitied?

I hope he's selling some sticky smelly cigarettes. Because that's what they used to call them back in his day.

It isn't just technology, it's style. Most people get used to whatever's popular and their knee-jerk reaction to seeing something that's older or different is to judge it as being inferior, or at the very least it's jarring and difficult to appreciate. It's only after you've exposed yourself to a number of different…

So you liked Lucky Louie better than Louie? Elaborate.

I think you missed his point. He was saying that the show comes off as having a Brechtian distancing effect, but that was probably not the intent of the show's makers. They probably wanted to have a show that was more honest but that also had flow and comedic timing, but factors like Louis' lack of acting talent or…

What's crazy is, I'm listening to him talk about his marriage from back in 2007 right before he got divorced. He's REALLY dark about it, but he also sounds kind of honest. He'll say things like "Every married person fantasizes about what they would do if their spouse died. Everybody, at some point, just wants that…

You can't see eyeballs with sonar
I hope that if they make this movie, and they have another scene where Daredevil looks at a pretty girl in the rain using his super-sonar powers, they remember that corneas, irises, and eyeballs all look the same when you're looking at them with sonar.

You guys should review it on TVClub.
Better yet, you should review one of the animated shows on Hulu like Odd Job Jack or The Dating Guy. Or that game show Solitary, where they lock the contestants in a room with no human contact for days on end and you watch them be tortured and go insane.

Listen, Whovian. I will hold my nose and tolerate serial killers, lunatics, and child rapists posting on these comment threads.

That party was so much more fun than the parties that The Cosby Show and Roseanne teenagers got drunk at.

As a straight guy, I find that my demographic is pandered to almost 99.9999% of the time, taking into account the sum total of human history.