Put me firmly in the mechanical camp. Spiderman is an uber-nerd first and superhero second, and his web-swingers are the embodiment of that.

I'll keep that in mind the next time you trap my mind in a deadly virtual-reality prison and use my life as a pawn in some scheme involving video game royalties.

Behold, the pinnacle of PSAs, in all its scrumtrillescence.

@rootboy - I'm pretty sure in this case, the actual cartoon is way better than your fuzzy memory.

Damnit, Nygma! This time you've gone too far!

They take their lead from the church guitarist.

I like Farscape, but I always got sick of all the pop-culture references and cliche phrases that Crichton always threw out. I always wanted one of the other characters to pull him aside and say "Dude, nobody ever knows what the fuck you're talking about. Cut it out."

Commissioner Gordon, actually showing up to comment next week.

I know, right? Why doesn't Joss Whedon rewrite that shit. Hamlet would just be like, "I'm on it," and grab an axe, and just fuck Claudius' shit up for 45 minutes.

Your radio stations suck.

I'll have a liver of blaspheming Jew, king sized, with onion rings.

He was on the phone with the terminally ill girl from the Make-A-Wish foundation, and he promised her he was coming on Sunday.

Anyone who can take that much cock deserves our respect.

I remember when Mork birthed him from a giant egg.
I never did care for his stand-up act. But, I was only 6 at the time.

My friend and I mocked this episode
more than any other. It felt to us like the episode when Seinfeld jumped the shark.

Small world
This reminds me of the time I was the new Robin.

@Jagoff - Two suggestions for you:

You're made up!

Holy Crap!
I thought you were reviewing the sitcom about a blind guy from 30 years ago of the same name. The one where all the jokes are about how the main character is blind, but not everybody immediately realizes he's blind because he's not a shut-in.

This will be brilliant, and none of you will like it
Then, ten years later, all of you will have loved it.