You are into shemales.

It should be an American remake of Big Man Japan.

Supernanny has this same problem
Almost every time I see the families on Supernanny, there's a stay at home mom, a dad who works either 9-5 in an office, or more likely is self employed as a plumber, in the military, or some other blue collar job that I KNOW can't be making more than $50,000 a year. But they always…

That's weird. See if Google has the dole web site cached from 1895.

They make pineapples.

How about a benefit for Hawaii?
They can pay back some of they billions of dollars that their great grandfather stole from the indiginous people when he invented the Dole Fruit company.

I remember when he came to my school
This was still during the cold war, and he claimed to have a lot of money tied up in Poland that he couldn't use because that was the law back then. He said that any kid who could name the Polish currency would be flown to Poland, where they would be allowed to spend his money for…

The thing about Two-Face that doesn't really come across from the TV show is, he smells like a retainer case that was left on the bottom of your eighth grade locker. That's why you never see him sneak up on anybody, you can smell him coming from 20 feet away.

Gotham has an incredibly powerful and dedicated pro-clown lobby. Every time the Joker goes on a bloody murder-spree, a few dozen of them show up on the steps of City Hall to make free balloon-animals for children. I'd like to put a stop to it, but Mayor Hill gets ten percent of his campaign funds from sellers of…

You would've gotten away with it Nygma, but you forgot that my grandfather was England's most famous cockney bobby in Scottland Yard!

Col, blimey, I'll 'ave a crack at this one, guv-nah!

GPD Bulletin: Two-Face
Citizens of Gotham:

They both get a commission for selling overpriced protein shakes.

Tommyknockers was my first Stephen King novel, and as I recall, one of his best.

This girl I knew in high school who was always dating twenty-six year old guys looked like a washed-up old hag by her junior year in college.

Zombie Donnie.

Surely Ben Stiller has had half a dozen at once several times already.

Is it available on Roku?
I own a Roku!

@Sarccastro - Aw, crap, how could I forget Schwartzenegger's best movie?

They're really doing it. You get to watch Brando do it.