I was driving through upstate New York
and I came upon a radio station that was just an audio version of CBS. I listened to an episode of Two and a Half Men and half of the Everybody Loves Raymond finale before I drove out of range and it cut off.

Consarnit, Riddler! My men are working around the clock! We've pulled the psychological profiles from the Arkham Asylum records for both The Joker and The Clumsy Giant and cross referenced them on the m-w.com thesaurus for any possible spoonerisms. At one point, we thought the answer was "One will kill you with…

I just don't like censorship. Obviously, the Joker is a homicidal maniac, and always has been. I just don't think the children of Gotham are served by a news media that chooses to gloss over the horrifying devastation left by Goatham's supervillains that I have to deal with every day.

In addition to Mask of the Phantasm (best Batman movie of any style, IMHO), he directed these episodes:

They are both primates!

None of the Joker episodes really clicked for me until after Mask of the Phantasm. That was the first time you really had Mark Hamill's insanity turn homicidal. Up until that point, the Joker's hijinx usually resulted in destruction of property, and at worst, some hefty medical bills. Other villains could get away…

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You guys are nuts. As much as I would love to bang a female politician, Sarah Palin is nothing more than a former beauty pageant contestant. Those people had all the personality slapped out of them when they were children, and are nothing more than cold tuna robots in the sack.

Mules are undeniable evidence of evolution. They were neither created by God, nor do they obey his command to be fruitful and multiply. They are Satan's beasts.

The only way this will be good
is if they get the guy who wrote and directed Heat Vision and Jack to make the thing.

WARNING: This movie plot contains conflict!

The love scene in Hot Shots
where Charlie Sheen fries bacon on that girl's midriff is the hottest scene in all cinema.

@Larry Kink
It probably had something to do with the pound and a half of candy corn I ate, but yeah.

I had the same experience with Step Brothers.

@Hollyhox - Wrong. 100% wrong.

Openly expressed homosexuality destabalizes warp cores.

DS9 had a lesbian makeout session. TNG did not.

You're probably right about that. When my wife get's pregnant, all she watches for the last five months are slimy parasites being extracted on TLC's morning lineup.

When super-alien archaeologists catalogue the achievements of the human race 1 million years from now, in order of awesomeness, they are going to put Steve Carrell's performance in the first four seasons of The Office on the same shelf with the performances of Robert De Niro and Marlon Brando in their prime.