I hope he brings back the character from "Elf." With amnesia, so he still thinks he's an elf.

BAADASSSSSS!!!!
It's because of that Mario Van Peebles movie that I ended up getting a tattoo of a black power fist.

I think it was part of the re-imagining of the show when they moved to the WB that they simplified all of the animation and redesigned a lot of the characters.

Go read the review for this week's episode. The lesbian is the featured character. Her name is Tea. I think her last name is Andstrumpets.

Baby skins would be a much more relatable show to me, since the only sex I had as a teenager was through the awesome power of my imagination.

Cool videos. Or that one I saw was cool anyway.

Fresh prints at the murder scene indicated that everybody murdered you, OP.

Remember when Webster had sex?
Does anyone else remember the episode when Webster had sex, or some sort of sex act, with one of his little girl friends from school?

To everyone who said this was a BSG ripoff
I have now watched a few episodes of Battlestar Galactica, and you're right. Not only did SGU rip off BSG's characters, they even gave them the same hair styles.

I can't, it's melted onto my lips.

@Rich Tanguy

Wow! It's like Entourage!
I hope Tracy Morgan's buddies got to have a threesome with a hot granola-fed Utah hippy.

Ha!
In other news, real people died.

It's Mary Kate that's malnourished. Ashley is just naturally thin.

Mr. Smith?
Hi, Commissioner Gordon. I'm such a huge fan. For me, Clerks was the Big Bang of independent cinema in this country.

Sorry, must be because some low life accosted my daughter, Barbara, this morning. She's so gifted and pure, it gets me all out of sorts whenever she's exposed to violence of any kind.

Well, obviously Zsasz is the dark too-cool-for-school cutter of your duo, but you've got the whole fedora-wearing-drama-nerd who was always too clever for people to realize how awesome he was so now he threatens people with serious bodily injury if they don't listen to his stupid riddles thing going for you,

I want to read the comic where Zsasz and The Riddler team up and just spend the whole issue making fun of each others' childhood failures. The whole thing climaxes with a big goth-boy slap-fight.

I'd like to see a compilation of videos
of actors acting in front of green screens, like Jack Black in Gullivers Travels, without any of the special effects. I wonder if it would be possible to judge the quality of the movie just from the acting alone.

I tried watching Clash of the Titans. The DVD wouldn't let me sip the previews. I couldn't push the menu button, I couldn't push the skip button, I couldn't even fast-forward. After the 9th preview, I just said "Fuck this," and mailed it back.