I gotta think there's some caveat to that appointment he doesn't know yet.
"Jeff, how'd you like to come work for me as Attorney General? Now, you are aware- " <phone rings=""> "Sorry gotta take this, talk to you later."

"Terrorists will never stop thinking of ways to harm America, and neither will we" - Ronald Reagan

Wait a minute, wasn't it proven that Deb Wasserman and others conspired to prevent Sanders from getting the nomination? I mean that's why Wasserman stepped down right?

Also, why are there no 'B' size batteries?

"How about that local sports team?"

Five Reasons to Never Delete Your Facebook Account!
You won't believe number 4!

I can imagine doing that, shutting my computer off then walking outside to the tune of "Theme From America's Greatest Hero" in my head.

Fine, but aren't you going to miss seeing pictures of what people had for lunch?

"We're not killers!"

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I don't know how anyone could not be pumped upon hearing the opening riff to "Limelight".

According to that Frontline documentary, Bill Clinton's ratings slipped during his first term and he was worried about not being reelected for a second term. So they secretly hired strategist Dick Morris, who recommended they adopt more conservative policies to win over more to widen their base of support. Very…

"Not a fan of the ladies, arr ya Trump?"

Would make a great GPS voice, although you may not understand him.

If you really want to sound Scottish, just add "ya bastard" onto the end of each sentence.

Heck, Broken Social Scene has that many current members!

Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Brilliance.

The man's a professional.

"The review of your book Art of the Deal was merely four words: 'Art of the Doo-Doo'".

they could have replaced Harrison Ford with Norm MacDonald halfway through the film and I'd have been fine with it.