He'll get nothing and like it!

"Deal". *his lawyer Jackie Chiles sits by, dumbfounded*

Couldn't they have installed a photo eye safety sensor like my bloody $100 garage door opener has?

Hell yeah, classic Mills bassline and backing vocals.

Canadians can have dual treasureship, you know.

Just curious, whose picture is that in your avatar? I I think he had a short lived sitcom in the 90's.

Case in point, this bit from Weekend Update:
"O.J. Simpson refused to take a lie detector test on Monday. The reason? It detects lies."
The way he said it detects lies, just great. In lesser hands it wouldn't have landed as well.

Yeah, that was fantastic.

Well I am definitely not declaring either of my Swiss Army watches next time I fly into Paris.

That reminds me, if Bob Odenkirk ever hosts SNL he should break out his Manson!
"Everyone wants me to go away, but you can't get rid of me, I'm not even here!"

Everyone knows the best era/cast of SNL is whenever you were between 20 and 25 years old.

Arnold Palmer.

I'm in Mesna!

quick, someone change the subject! Er, think the weather'll hold up this weekend?

I will never tire of Steve Harvey's signature dumbfounded expression, after some contestant's innuendo laden answer on the 'Feud. He totally knows how to milk it.

- Waylon Jennings, narrator.

Loved the fake freeze frame in Police Squad, you catch the actors blinking, classic!

One of my favourite lines (I might be paraphrasing):
Hank: "I didn't know he was a gay"
Larry: "What are you, Italian?"

When Hank starts laying into the writers during the monologue? Yikes, that's one of the cringiest moments on television.

Liam called Teenage Fanclub "the second best band in the world". He's alright. Not sure who he thinks the best band is. Maybe Mudhoney.