So… the one from The Wrestler where he gets a staple-gun to the face?

Yeah, that was pretty fucking shocking.

I honestly prefer the style of Killer's Kiss, which is why I'm convinced that the word "kiss" makes the holy trinity of noir: "Killer's Kiss", "Naked Kiss", "Kiss Me Deadly." Bonus points for kiss kiss bang bang.

Well, The Chicago Code was basically a dumbed down network version of The Wire's first season (a sprawling city-wide story about a bunch of cops and a few bad guys), so it doesn't surprise me that the networks might want a BSG and a Dexter to dumb down and serve to the masses/also the curious schlubs like us.

Even if those two just pair up again I'll be happy. I don't know why, but I watched every episode of The Chicago Code, and it was miserable because lesser actors were ruining decent lines that Logue and James would have knocked out of the park.

If I hadn't finished the paragraph, I would have continued imagining the Hawaii 5O knock-off I initially pictured.

You can't sell a serial for $2million an episode for reruns or whatever it was that the fucking Big Bang Theory just got.

It's actually taking place in an alternate universe where Terriers got seven seasons, and every episode of the show begins with a character saying, "I'm bored, do you want to watch Terriers?"

Are the people that get mad or annoyed when a movie doesn't have a clear narrative or doesn't use a traditional or easy to follow structure the same people that think their kid could paint a Rothko? They do no an artistic medium is capable of more than one thing, right?

His character in Stardust actually says the words "Are you having a laugh?"

Am I the only one that thought the silver balls coming out of that dog's ass were supposed to look like CGI anal beads? Because I thought those looked like CGI anal beads. What the fuck, Rodriguez?

So does that mean they'll finally step up and bring the Black Dynamite team to Luke Cage?

@Arsenio/Anyone else with the same point about late night being kinda obsolete

I would go as far as saying that the Rock doesn't really even act poorly. Dude's got good comic timing.

The Green Hornet was a nice throwback to the terrible action movies of yesteryear, when having a bad script just meant that it was a poorly written failure rather than a cynical plotless mess of 'splosions and Megan Fox's cleavage.
It was a stupid, stupid movie, but at least you could tell it was written by a human…

I don't remember hating his Shaft remake, but I was probably thirteen when I saw it.
That people generally consider Boyz N the Hood to be his best has discouraged me from trying anything more by him, because I just find it infuriatingly stupid.
I had never heard that "afterschool special with cursing" criticism before,…

I'd give it to Archer first, but it's close

Yeah, fuck good writing and funny jokes

Eh, too much story…

@Anywhere I lay my head…
yeah, but who isn't?