Fuck this
for not being Linklater. Damn it. I was excited.

Dude, Lexus's are for chumps. Michael Bay only drives Hummers and Corvettes and refurbished Soviet Tanks.

My favorite part is when they show the Persians, and it's just five guys in front of a green screen with their shadows duplicated behind them to make it look like there's 20ish guys instead.

Didn't you know that Nostradamus predicted that Hitler would travel forward in time to pay some dude on a grassy knoll to shoot JFK?

Parnassus is very Munchausen-y, and for that I really enjoyed it.

Guys, guys, you're forgetting his evil wizard (warlock?) in In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Something Something.

I didn't know anyone loved Gangs of New York for the subjects and themes it presents.
I thought we liked it 'cause Daniel Day Lewis was batshit insane and the fight scenes were cool.

Stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiglitz!!!!!!!

When I use the dressing room in Kohls, I act like that baseball-playing chimp from the Matt LeBlanc movie.

Their second percussionist is probably the craziest part of the live show. He wore a luchador mask most of the time, crowd surfed first, high-fiving everyone, and would break out the marching band bass drum or crash cymbals every few songs.

I also appreciate the things Sunglasses just said.

So, what you're saying is that he's the main character. And the movie is really a feature length adaptation of his Coffee and Cigarettes bit with Tom Waits?

It's cool to hear some Suicide, I guess. So music is least shitty.

Ughhh
This sounds worse than whatever this show was in the first place.

Iggy Pop…
You didn't think to mention that Art House costars fucking Iggy?

I was gonna say… I remember seeing this trailer years ago… what's the deal US distribution?

I didn't notice the good news part…

Mr Pubes, as head of programming at TBS, I must say that I love this concept. Perhaps we could work in George Lopez? And maybe, during the show, the characters could address the audience and tell them exactly how many Family Guy reruns we have coming up next.

Character Actors! Who gives a fuck if we're fat?

Collateral? Anyone?