FURTHER CORRECTED: "Stihllers."

Can there be an AV Club 10 best Sean O'Neal Newswires of 2012 and can this be #1-9?

Can there be an AV Club 10 best Sean O'Neal Newswires of 2012 and can this be #1-9?

Snake? Snake?! SNAAAKE?!?

That's because he's a roughrider, desperado. None of this, no you don't want nada.

So wait…
Madea's not Jewish?

…Can we still cut off her arm?

Bright side? Maybe she's method and she cuts off her arm for her art.

I really don't see the similarities:
http://www.goya.com/english…

@Caballero: Yeah, we brought it on ourselves by continually buying tickets to Michael Bay movies. Shortsighted fools!

Peon, I would watch that movie so hard. Replace J. Edgar Hoover with Bolivar Trask and it basically writes itself! He should still cross-dress, though. Get on this, Hollywood.

Missed Opportunity
I feel like they really missed the boat by not calling it X-Men First Class: X-Men Take On Communism!

Maybe they needed someone to pass off as Cuban, B? You know, because of the crisis… with the missiles… in Cuba?

It might have killed them, Potty Mouth. Then how would you feel, huh? Not great, I bet.

My issue with a furry blue Beast isn't the timeline. I just think it's likely to take time away from fleshing out the rest of the characters and the story just so they can move Beast along to his more recognizable look. It really shouldn't be that big a priority and it could be left for inevitable sequels.

We eat what we like.
But they don't even taste like real apples!

I don't know, Jorge. I prefer my public defenders to have some kind of face-tat. It reassures me that the man has an intimate knowledge of the legal system.

"No love for Oracle? What is this?"

I think it had to do with being the first episode produced. They had to come out of the gate with a bang. Fun fact!: That episode was actually the only episode where they allowed blood. The Fox standards and practice guys shut it down. Another fun fact!: That last fact wasn't fun at all!

My vote's for Clayface. His origin and Ron Perlman's performance made the most superpowered of Batman's rogues also one of the most human.