You could probably get it finished during your lunch break. 

As much as I love Mike Trout and his base (and homer) stealing ways, and as much as I despise everything about Detroit, I have to go with @avclub-817fde73cb35d91a2cb63520835563f9:disqus on this one.  If Cabrera can pull off something that hasn't been done in either league since 1967, he should almost automatically win…

As much as I love Mike Trout and his base (and homer) stealing ways, and as much as I despise everything about Detroit, I have to go with @avclub-817fde73cb35d91a2cb63520835563f9:disqus on this one.  If Cabrera can pull off something that hasn't been done in either league since 1967, he should almost automatically win…

The Internet Police have been notified, and will be coming for you shortly.

The Internet Police have been notified, and will be coming for you shortly.

Ken Burns will beat you using his strange yet surprisingly effective technique of slowly lifting his fist up into your face.  While David McCullough and Keith David play Ashokan Farewell behind him.

Ken Burns will beat you using his strange yet surprisingly effective technique of slowly lifting his fist up into your face.  While David McCullough and Keith David play Ashokan Farewell behind him.

"I trust my gut, and my gut says that this Mike Trout fella fucking sucks."

"I trust my gut, and my gut says that this Mike Trout fella fucking sucks."

Your non-strong opinion sucks, you fucking fascist!

Your non-strong opinion sucks, you fucking fascist!

Sounds interesting, especially with Dickey doing what he has over the past few months.

Sounds interesting, especially with Dickey doing what he has over the past few months.

Wait, is that the same farm that houses my pet dog, pet rabbit, grandmother, and Patrice O'Neal?

Wait, is that the same farm that houses my pet dog, pet rabbit, grandmother, and Patrice O'Neal?

And by "Great Dane" you mean Ron Dayne, correct?  Otherwise, that's pretty fucked up, even by my standards.

And by "Great Dane" you mean Ron Dayne, correct?  Otherwise, that's pretty fucked up, even by my standards.

Michaels: "The Internet has chosen…Danny Glover!"

Michaels: "The Internet has chosen…Danny Glover!"

And then we would kidnap him and force him to do it.