Simple really……..just send Seal Team 6 north of the border.
They move in under the cover of darkness, deliver a few well-placed rounds between Royal Canadian Mounted Police eyeballs, and DJ Qualls would once again be free to ply his trade in the land of the free, and the home of the brave….. (cue Lee Greenwood's,…

Fondly Recalling A Time Before "Reality" Television….