She's a fatty fo' sho'. Also, sounds like they took him to "gel." Is that worse than jail?

Oh, cool…
he has a trashy fat girl in his entourage. Rap music.

"Tryin' to walk a straight line
on sour mash and affordably priced AC/DC wine, coming to a store near you this Holiday season."

I see what you did here… and I love it.

@Overreacting Chicagoan

Dear Residents of Chicago,

Re: Eagles
I was born in the eighties, so my appreciation - if you can call it that - for the Eagles began long after their hugeness, albeit in a Stockholm Syndrome sort of way, in the back seat of my parents' Bronco. As a toddler, I mostly enjoyed Dire Straits, George Thorogood and AC/DC, but my mother fucking loved…

So it's like Theif, but with cars instead of safecracking?
Is Tangerine Dream on board?

Wow. I forgot about "Pray." Hammer was a mad man.

I mostly agree with you, but FoW is a rare case. "Radiation Vibe" and "Sink to the Bottom" were both relative hits, and provided them the longevity to have a bigger hit seven years later with "Stacey's Mom."

Just to clarify…
1.Fountains of Wayne definitely charted with "Radiation Vibe." Sure as shit not a one-hit wonder.
2. Re: "two indie-rock institutions that may in fact be the same band: Spoon (A Series Of Sneaks to Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga) and Wilco (Being There to Sky Blue Sky)." Wilco is far superior to Spoon, duh.
3. Cake,…

Pretty literal interpretation of "She's A Jar" you got there…
I always thought it read a little deeper than that. As in, she begs him not to hit her because her feelings are hidden away. "Hitting" her would open her up, you know, like a jar.

Isn't Rob Schneider partially Filipino?
If so, his ancestors were definitely colonized by the Spanish Empire at some point. He's just gettin' some pay back. Relax, people.

Look, Treme is pretty sweet and everything…
but it's not quite worthy of a pilgrimage. How about some non-Treme NOLA landmarks, like the Maple Leaf Club (Red Rooster) from Angel Heart?

I suppose his new whispery singing voice is slightly less irritating…
but I'll forget that as soon as one of my idiot friends plays that awful "DC Comics and Chocolate Milkshakes" song for the 800th time.

Transformers 3: Yankee Hotel Autobot
Why would you do that to Marina City?!

Brothers in Arms
Yo, Sam Adams, I remember dancing around the living room to Brothers in Arms with my dad, particularly to "Walk of Life." I honestly thought that song was about my dad until I was ten because his name is John.

Anyone else ever tell a Columbia House phone rep that you "passed away" at age 14?

I'll watch this just to hear Fat Bastard Smurf say, "I've got a Smurf on deck that could Smurf a Smurf."

Anyone want to start a rec volleyball team called Ball's Macaws?