Claire, if you were not so blatantly DARKSIDED I would proudly split a box of Magic Middles with you from now until death do us part.

Orange Propel
I may or may not have cried when I realized this stuff wasn't available anymore. I remember going into a Big Lots once and seeing the 32-ounce bottles on sale for 20 cents apiece.

'Twas.

Considering that the final ten minutes of the interview consisted of myself and Mr. Cross exposing ourselves as total fanboys for the [then in the middle of its first season and just establishing its comic transcendence] new show Arrested Development (he talked about watching the show as much as dozens of people who…

David Cross
My freshman year of college I got to interview DC for Mizzou's student newspaper.

"Poker!"

Jason Segel sidenote: I had forgotten he was in SLC Punk! until I randomly popped in the DVD the other day and realized, holy fuck that guy with the glasses looks familiar.

I honestly thought that Marshall's super-sweet speech to the team when Lily walked in was part of her retelling of the story, a la Marshall effeminately bringing a plate of crepes to Lily and their two french daughters in DoWiSeTrePla.

Add to that douchey Ted:

"Oh, you're sitting down. Great."

There's always an inlet. Or a fjord.

Besides Billy being exponentially less of an asshole than his older brother?